Chivalry Isn't Dead.

My guy is amazing. He opens doors, defends my honor and I'm sure that if there was a puddle big enough, he'd lay down his jacket.

I've been in a lot of relationships, and seen a lot as well. So I am glad to say, I have one of the good ones.

But chivalry always gets me thinking about my English literature class and knights. In particular,  their code of chivalry.
Take a quick look at this: http://www.middle-ages.org.uk/knights-code-of-chivalry.htm
If men these days were knights... well that would suck actually. At least for them. To not be able to tell a lie (even to spare ones feelings) would suck.

So to the men out there, if you like a girl... open a door for her. Tell her her hair looks as soft as silk and her eyes more radiant than the sun. Be her knight in shining armor and she will be more than happy to be your damsel (but not in distress, there be no dragons here).

Sick of sick

There are times in my life when I feel like the healthiest person in the world.

Thats a lie. As far as I know, nobody will ever feel that good. There's always something that we feel brings us down, whether it be physical or emotional. Currently my physical sickness is making me feel worse than the mental sickness. However, so not enjoying the hallucinations. They tend to contain evil octopi, batladies, pacman, and even the dark all killing and/or maiming me. So needless to say, I feel like shit physically if this is the kind of [temporary] psychosis my mind has resorted to.

It's amazing how long it's taken to write this. I'll be amazed if I can read it in a few days and find that it actually makes sense.

Things that are swollen either from work or being sick:
Glands
Soles of feet (not yours)
Knuckles
Nose

Things that are awesome:
Soup
Lotioned kleenex
Sympathy
Tea
Red vs Blue/Doctor Who
Sweating it out (gross I know)