6 Ways To Unfunk A Bad Day

I find that I get really down and depressed 1 day a week. I don't know if it's just me or everybody is just programmed to fall apart once every week anf they're all just better than me at hiding their one day crazy. So here's a list of things I do to at least try to get out of my funk.

1. Hang out with my Grandmother. She's silly and wonderful and I'm constantly learning new things from her. We are pretty close.

2. Go cleaning crazy. Start in the bottom left corner of the house and clean in zigzags all the way up.

3. Play a video game. Not one where you kill people though. Zombies are acceptable though. Racing games are the best though, especially if you have a steering wheel and pedal for it. But don't play a game you're bad at. It's just bloody frustrating.

4. Start a project like crocheting or a stuffed animal or a painting. Being creative is fun and is a great form of expression.

5. Cook or bake something for whomever you live with (or for yourself). It's satisfying to have created something out of nothing and with baking you have to focus if you dont want to screw up.

6. Go out with a friend or a group of friends. Talking to people is fun and distracting. Join a club or group for that day and make some new friends.

Or you know, blast some crappy music and read a book.

Blow Jobs and Hand Jobs: My How To

So once upon a time, I knew nothing about sexual acts. I always wanted to try things though, I'm pretty open to experimenting with my sexuality. So when I started my first real relationship I wanted to make him happy but I couldn't find any real how tos despite my searching. It made me nervous to try them but i really enjoy doing them now.

HAND JOBS
So there's the head of the penis, which if you've never seen one is shaped like a circular arrow head. Make a circle with your middle finger and thumb just below the head. Move your hand up and down firmly but not squeezing. Change pace occasionally, the quicker you go the faster he'll cum.

BLOW JOBS
Just a heads up, if you intend on swallowing... it tastes like concentrated salt water. But the idea is generally the same, but you sort of suck as you go up and down. Add your hand in sync with your head movements when you get used to it. Be really careful about not biting or scraping his penis with your teeth. You might think its hot but its just mean. If you want to ask first!

Just so you know, no matter what you do, he'll love it. When in doubt, ask him.

Introductions suck but are apparently necessary.

It seems to be increasingly awkward meeting new people. No one makes introductions which seems to leave it to me. This is difficult because I'm shy with strangers, mostly because I have no idea how to interact with new peoplle which makes me an awkward human.
So I stock out my hand and say
"Hi! My name is Aubrey!" The exclamations are accurate because while I may be shy I am not lacking in the enthusiasm department. Then they'll introduce themself and that tends to be where it ends. Sometimes there's something interesting you can talk about for a few minutes but most of my conversations are with myself.

So, hello. My name is Aubrey. I'm 20 and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, and that both frightens and excites me. My life can be anything and go anywhere and I cant wait to share that with you!

I'll try to write at least every Wednesday and Sunday. My topics will range anywhere from music to stereotype to politics to sex. These will be my opinions and I encourage you to challenge them.